May 20th
7:17PM // 37,170 notes //
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
May 10th
May 9th
May 8th
7:53PM // 67 notes // I know I’ve said this before, but the odds of us actually playing Freebird-there are no odds. It’s not going to happen. I’ll start with the first reason: We have no idea how to play Freebird. The second reason is: In the lovebugs natural habitat that would just fucking kill ‘em. You wouldn’t want that, they’re adorable. Thirdly, even if some, pick your deity, whoever, came down from the heavens or whatever, the hills, wherever your deity lives, some shit, themselves and blessed us with this vast knowledge of Freebird and we could play it backwards, we could sing backwards, all that crazy shit, we still just wouldn’t do it. If this were the Make A Wish Foundation and you were going to die in 20 minutes, just long enough to play Freebird, we still wouldn’t play it. And here’s the end reason. The end reason is that life is too fucking short to play or hear Freebird.
Issac Brock, Modest Mouse (via butterfieldlings)
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May 1st
April 26th
2:59AM // 13,561 notes // Reblog if you want a love letter in your ask box!!!
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March 29th
March 28th
5:16PM // 1 note // chicago.
so far
- a lot of walking
- a lot of eating
- a bit of drinking
- Chicago Art Institute
- Navy Pier
- Camino Real at The Goodman
- a lot of L riding
- stepped on a rat
- sat around a bit
- the bean
- a lot more eating
- a lot more walking
- meeting strangers
- cool homeless folk
- other things im forgetting about
It’s been pretty fucking cool. I could probably live here. A few more days to go.
